"Baby make boom-boom... your move, creep."

- Blinko Highheels III

Introduction Edit

Blinko Highheels III. is an American citizen. He is the son of condom pioneer Blinko Highheels whom he claims owns half the city.

Biography Edit

Blinko also claims his grandfather invented the High Heels and that his father patented the reservoir tips in condoms. Being the heir to their fortunes, Blinko lives outside the social boundaries most people live within.

Blinko spends his time being a public nuisance with his best friend and hype man Derrick Derpman.

Blinko HighHeels Believes he is under investigation by the Los Santos Police Department and has gone into hiding.

Known Crimes Edit

  • Damaging private property
  • Trespassing
  • Fleeing the scene of a crime
  • Grand theft auto (2 counts)
  • Resisting arrest
  • Running over Jack Rockwell with his own stolen car
  • Running over Legs Macready
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