Brayben Dazzler is very determined to become the first man in space to play World of Warcraft. But before he can do that he has to learn how to drive, so he can drive a truck, so he can sell ice-cream to fund his education at space school.
Officer Dazzler's son. Has a squeaky voice with a lisp. Patriotic. It was rumored he had Death by snu snu on World of Warcraft, but that had since been proven false.