"au Naturel Clique Feminique Chic Organique"
Kiki's Organic Clothing (also known as K.O.C.) is a clothing company founded on the principle of only using 100% vegan grain-fed hemp. Owner and lead designer Kiki Chanel is guaranteed to dress you in delicious, femilicious, chique, organique, au naturel fashion.
K.O.C also employs Cheryl Dorsdale, a saucy floozy who constantly shows up to work hammered, flirts with customers, assaults customers, pees on the merchandise and falls asleep at the cash register. Kiki has been quoted as saying that "she wouldn't piss on Cheryl's gums if her teeth were on fire."