Lancelot Michelangelo Amadeus is a shy and innocent man with the heart of a child.
Lance was raised by his mother, Gloria Munroe, who only recently informed him he was adopted. She was extremely overprotective of him and often locked him indoors for extensive periods. This treatment sheltered him from the harsh realities of life so much he still doesn't know they exist.
Lance is very gullible so is easily fooled into performing criminal activities by his friends. However, if these friends are threatened he may fly into a fit of 'nerd rage' and attack the attackers.
Lance recently released his personal fragrance, "Liquid Lance," with help from Granny Fanny. It is available for purchase at Kiki's Organic Clothing.