Lang Buddha

Lang Buddha
Aliases	Buddha
Relatives	Eli Thompson (Step Father)
Affiliation	Leanbois
Occupation
Current Job	Professional Criminal
Biography
Species	Human // Asian
Gender	Male

“L-l-l-l-leanboiiiiissss, madddafuckah!”

― Lang Buddha

Lang Buddha, generally identifying himself as Lang “Madafukking” Buddha is an American citizen of Chinese descent. He is one of the founding members of Leanbois. Buddha shares a great love for his Grandma’s pink minivan. Buddha is often regarded by his friends and family as the worst driver in the city.

Character Background

Early Life

At a young age, Buddha knew he wanted to conquer the world. He started off his crime career by selling weed on the streets of Los Santos. Not long after that, he attempted to sell narcotics to taxi driver Avonn Barksdale. They soon connected with each other because of their mutual love for weed.  

Emergence of Leanbois

Buddha living a criminal life selling narcotics in the street of Los Santos soon came across Avonn Barksdale. It was not soon after in which Barksdale recruited Buddha. Buddha first involvement with Leanbois was the burning of Dannie Slater. 

Not long after that Buddha was involved in the burning of Amber Pae and many other unrelated crimes under the reign of Avonn Barksdale. During this period Avonn Barksdale went missing and not much has been heard from him since.   

Life after Avon

Leanbois only consisting of Buddha, Corleone and Saab soon started to recruit the likes of Reginald Bigglesby, Fanny Pudding and Peter Ross. This meant a new era of crime for the Leanbois. 

Leanbois Insurances

Together the Leanbois under the leadership of Tony Corleone came up with Leanbois Insurances (LBI). Their first hire was Veronica Neptune in the position of “sexetary”. The insurance company would provide the clients with repair kits and free taxi rides. LBI got known for their commercial tune created by Lang Buddha and voiced over by Tony Corleone.

Failed bank heist

After the fall of LBI, Buddha was looking into new endeavors. He was soon approached by his good friend Corleone. This leaded to an attempt to set up a bank heist. The bank heist was unsuccessful and Buddha was prosecuted. 

During the citywide investigation, led by Trooper Eli Thompson, regarding the bank heist Buddha got increasingly paranoid. This forced Buddha to go into hiding after being followed by an unknown vehicle.  

Life after Leanbois

Not long after Buddha was working to pay off his debt to the state. It is believed that Buddha’s debt was reaching close to half million at its highest point. During this period he connected with Harry Brown but still maintained his friendships with Corleone, Saab and Bigglesby.  

Buddha soon set up a meeting with his friends with the intent to give the Leanbois organization a new fresh wind. Under the Leanbois brand Buddha entered the Kimchi Adventures event with Tony Corleone.  It is yet to be known what Buddha’s intentions are with the organization. 

Million dollar race

In the fifth and last qualification round, Lang Buddha and Tony Corleone successfully qualified for the Finale. They were able to decipher the clue “Duck sauce” as dark souls as well as the location. In the final race, they were unable to win after leading for the most part of the race.

Known Victims

• Dannie Slater: Set on fire
• Amber Pae: Set on fire
• Sayeed White: Hit by vehicle
• Rajj Patel: Street fight and multiple other verbal and physical altercations.
• Al Saab: Hit by vehicle
• Multiple unknown narcotics users: Knocked out after refusing to buy his products
• Multiple traffic victims: Hit by a vehicle, involved in vehicle collisions.

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