The Four Winds is a hobo guild that is sworn to rule and protect the Hobo Realm from any and all evil. At all times the guild is comprised of 4 appointed councilmen whom are sworn to protect the Northern, Eastern, Southern and Western portions of the realm.
Currently the guild is on a quest to fill the vacancy of The Westbound Hobo, a vacancy that was created after the untimely death of Hobo Harry.
- Protector of The Gallant Gales of The North: Dolores Greenery
- Protector of The Eastern Sea-Breezes: Peter Heerink
- Protector of the Sexy Cyclone South: Jerry Curl
- Protector of The West: Vacant, previously Harry Dumpling